UNWANTED

A few things that creep up into my life nevertheless:

1. Periodic numbness
2. Pain- the fifth vital sign of staying alive
3. The ass-burn when you leave your bike out in the sun for long.
4. The rock salt pelts in the road-side nimbu pani.
5. Excessive salt in my dal when I am really hungry
6. Avoidable flirting.
7. Pointless laughter.
8. Writer's block.
9. Cash-crunches
10. Holes in my pocket.
11. Bland, clod coffee( when you visit that friend of yours and his/her mum is really sweet, u can't say no)
12. Forced opinions
13. The number 13~ And the jinxed feeling-it kinda crept into my system!
14. Over-burnt ghee.
15. The way a cabbage smells when it is being cooked.
16. Mathematics
17. Social Implications
18. Wearing all that gold for family weddings.
19. Bob Dylan, he's in half the places that I see.
20. Tabs
21. Insomnia, sometimes
22. Energy-crisis- the state where you do not know what deserves your energy best!
23. Agony aunts- ARGGH
24. Shitty history in social studies- Why do you think kids hate it? Education board, are you even listening?
25. That reminds me of 'exams'- do we have to prove our intellect?
26. Unclean shit-pots- while using the mall washrooms
27. Stale popcorn after you invest a good 15 bucks on it.
28. Tamil movies
29. The drab blue in my office work station.
30. Restrictions about getting wet- in the rain I mean
31. Superstitions
32. A day having 24 hours- who ever decided it?
33. Spam in my inbox.
34. Telecallers calling you when you are on your bed- err sleeping
35. Spinach
36. The stench of chicken-shop outside my boyfriend's bike-fix hub.
37. Jerks on road.
38. Roses- I hate roses, whoever made them.
39. Unvoiced opinions.
40. Juvenile men
41. Bosses-A person who exercises control and makes decisions; that's the dictionary meaning. I wonder if bosses ever take time to refer.
42. Those avoidable 'communist red' cars.
43. The whiny, pink-obsessed lesbian chick next-door.
44. That sweaty, hairy legged, football/baseball obsessed, wheel obsessed man-nerd in college.
45. Flies in my tea.
46. Faggots.
47. Gay bands and Gay music-gay works both ways here.
48. Obsession with cleanliness.
49. Compromises- I am human, sometimes I have to do it.
50. Religion

The entity called a WOMAN

We are living in the age of equality. I still see women fight for drinking water. My maid still gets hit by her husband every night. I come across women who do not have any knowledge about sanitation, forget contraception, its still miles away! Special schools for girls are always empty. There is rape, molestation and abuse taking place every second.There still exist villages where a female embryo is a cause of concern.
The Mangalore pub horror still haunts my brain cells. Love-rejects in turn endow us with acid-rains. A 9 year old Muslim in my street still begs her father to allow her to go to school. In this fucked up land where Gandhi sleep talked about a woman attaining complete freedom! I wonder if the species would ever live to see that day!
Isn't a 33% still hilarious in the land of equality?

After years of endurance, a final call is made to the Women Protection Cell. I am made brutally woken up to the ways of this world in turn. I am told that the In charge of the cell does not have time enough, to grace my sad-story. I wonder why has he been hired by the government? Let me guess. To swat flies with the so called files filled with emergency mercy pleas. Or maybe they are tied up with the tea board, so they ensure the board a constant revenue by consuming enormous amounts of chai. Wait a minute. They are not provided with T.V. So they jerk off with every incoming phone-call and make sure to ogle at every woman who passes that way! Talk about service that doesn't involve any problem solving and they are game for it! Now i know the reason behind the existence of the numerous women welfare organizations!

The cinderella dreams part-1

Finally a happy post on my blog.

1. Buy all the black clothes in the world.
2. Build an all-brick castle and decorate in a tamilian style.
3. Start a coffee shop.
4. Organize concerts.
5. Weave sarees.
6. Write a book and get it published.
7. Write weird-ass scripts for movies.
8. Own a coffee estate.
9. Write songs for an international band/artiste
10.Make a place where people in daze,pain and confusion can come in, stay for a while, do nothing and leave.
11. Abolish marriage.
12. Own a hummer.
13. Own a ship.
14.Drive without knowing where you are going.
15, Have an awesome bar at home.
16. Learn to mix music.
19. Design houses.
20.Live with Bapu and Amma forever. Touch wood.

The cinderella wish list

Song for bulldawgie aka Krishna

Well you came and opened me
And there’s so much I can see
I delve deep into memories
With every song you give me!

Then I cry a pool of tears
Get it out on the world
Curse the Gods above
And smile when I think of you.

In the midst of a conversation, a broken maze
A blink of the eye or a sorry face.
The look in my eye or the way I feel
I wonder how you know it all.

The sleepy talks and the drunken slumbers
The pointless drives and cash crunches
The problems on my lil shoulders
And ones on the so called heavy head of yours

When I woke up there was nothing in this life
But living was so intoxicating
Ever since you walked in
I owe my intoxication to you.