UNWANTED

A few things that creep up into my life nevertheless:

1. Periodic numbness
2. Pain- the fifth vital sign of staying alive
3. The ass-burn when you leave your bike out in the sun for long.
4. The rock salt pelts in the road-side nimbu pani.
5. Excessive salt in my dal when I am really hungry
6. Avoidable flirting.
7. Pointless laughter.
8. Writer's block.
9. Cash-crunches
10. Holes in my pocket.
11. Bland, clod coffee( when you visit that friend of yours and his/her mum is really sweet, u can't say no)
12. Forced opinions
13. The number 13~ And the jinxed feeling-it kinda crept into my system!
14. Over-burnt ghee.
15. The way a cabbage smells when it is being cooked.
16. Mathematics
17. Social Implications
18. Wearing all that gold for family weddings.
19. Bob Dylan, he's in half the places that I see.
20. Tabs
21. Insomnia, sometimes
22. Energy-crisis- the state where you do not know what deserves your energy best!
23. Agony aunts- ARGGH
24. Shitty history in social studies- Why do you think kids hate it? Education board, are you even listening?
25. That reminds me of 'exams'- do we have to prove our intellect?
26. Unclean shit-pots- while using the mall washrooms
27. Stale popcorn after you invest a good 15 bucks on it.
28. Tamil movies
29. The drab blue in my office work station.
30. Restrictions about getting wet- in the rain I mean
31. Superstitions
32. A day having 24 hours- who ever decided it?
33. Spam in my inbox.
34. Telecallers calling you when you are on your bed- err sleeping
35. Spinach
36. The stench of chicken-shop outside my boyfriend's bike-fix hub.
37. Jerks on road.
38. Roses- I hate roses, whoever made them.
39. Unvoiced opinions.
40. Juvenile men
41. Bosses-A person who exercises control and makes decisions; that's the dictionary meaning. I wonder if bosses ever take time to refer.
42. Those avoidable 'communist red' cars.
43. The whiny, pink-obsessed lesbian chick next-door.
44. That sweaty, hairy legged, football/baseball obsessed, wheel obsessed man-nerd in college.
45. Flies in my tea.
46. Faggots.
47. Gay bands and Gay music-gay works both ways here.
48. Obsession with cleanliness.
49. Compromises- I am human, sometimes I have to do it.
50. Religion